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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:16:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Out of Control!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:42:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just an employee-relations-contact-person-meetin&apos;, that-she&apos;s-really-cute-thinkin&apos;, to-Bella-Botega-Starbucks-goin&apos;, Book-of-Daniel-readin&apos;, prophecies-not-quite-understandin&apos;, dinner-at-Red-Robin-eatin&apos;, college-football-games-ignorin&apos;, pictures-of-Cascades-from-Microsoft-takin&apos;, on-frozen-grass-walkin&apos;, highly-defined-mission-completin&apos;, Toshiba-46&quot;-120Hz-LCD-HDTV-at-Video-Only-buyin&apos;, lunch-at-Wibbley&apos;s-eatin&apos;, Tuesday-Night-Stomp-last-minute-decidin&apos;, July-heat-wave-barely-rememberin&apos;, about-the-Ben-Linus-Regime-bloggin&apos;, late-workin&apos;, teriyaki-at-desk-eatin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>2</title>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/celebok/1234_09/2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;In those days John the Baptist came, preaching in the Desert of Judea and saying, &apos;Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near.&apos; This is he who was spoken of through the prophet Isaiah: &apos;A voice of one calling in the desert, &quot;Prepare the way for the Lord, make straight paths for him.&quot;&apos;&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Matthew 3:1-3</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:44:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just a dance-venue-calculatin&apos;, geeky-method-usin&apos;, Swing-amajig-choosin&apos;, deer-cross-highway-seein&apos;, cookies-eatin&apos;, to-Starbucks-in-Redmond-Town-Center-goin&apos;, Ezekiel-readin&apos;, Christmas-decorations-noticin&apos;, dinner-at-Canyons-eatin&apos;, Spiritual-Warfare-last-chapter-readin&apos;, parents-visitin&apos;, food-boxes-at-Kirkland-Heights-deliverin&apos;, dinner-at-Himitsu-Teriyaki-eatin&apos;, at-Tuesday-Night-Stomp-dancin&apos;, that-it&apos;s-Friday-thinkin&apos;, work-the-next-day-realizin&apos;, sunglasses-on-way-to-work-wearin&apos;, weird-feelin&apos;, Antioch-Thanksgiving-Eve-service-attendin&apos;, closed-Teriyaki-Madness-discoverin&apos;, dinner-at-McDonald&apos;s-instead-with-parents-eatin&apos;, to-Century-Ballroom-afterwards-drivin&apos;, fun-at-Century-Ballroom-reunion-havin&apos;, Samsung-46-inch-LCD-HDTV-notin&apos;, at-Friday-Night-Stomp-dancin&apos;, 2012-seein&apos;, stranger-locked-at-church-gettin&apos;, 30-minute-nap-takin&apos;, to-Snohomish-drivin&apos;, at-Oxford-Saloon-dancin&apos;, dinner-at-Ruby&apos;s-eatin&apos;, Spiritual-Warfare-after-four-months-finishin&apos;, EmelieandRebecka.com-Google-translatin&apos;, sunny-day-appreciatin&apos;, out-the-window-during-full-moon-lookin&apos;, at-lit-up-areas-lookin&apos;, Mythbusters-watchin&apos;, dreams-seriously-not-takin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:13:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>1</title>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/celebok/1234_09/1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign:  The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Isaiah 7:14</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:33:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Do not stampede!</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/11/do-not-stampede.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cowboys are standing by to round you up!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:20:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Only under certain conditions...</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just a Virgin-Islands-quarters-discoverin&apos;, Third-Place-Books-Lindy-bombin&apos;, Sunday-afternoon-nap-takin&apos;, up-at-8pm-wakin&apos;, dinner-at-Denny&apos;s-eatin&apos;, free-wifi-usin&apos;, Snuffelupagus-YouTube-videos-favoritin&apos;, V-not-continuin&apos;, Tuesday-Night-Stomp-at-last-minute-decidin&apos;, laundry-doin&apos;, on-the-fence-about-aerials-workshop-still-sittin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:12:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just a Round-Table-buffalo-wings-tryin&apos;, that-they&apos;re-spicy-after-four-of-them-realizin&apos;, thunder-from-desk-hearin&apos;, Friday-Night-Stomp-still-enjoyin&apos;, follow-heavy-night-noticin&apos;, asleep-without-my-permission-fallin&apos;, dinner-at-Family-Pancake-House-eatin&apos;, food-that-I-can-eat-with-one-hand-orderin&apos;, Spiritual-Warfare-still-readin&apos;, Sonny-Newman&apos;s-absence-streak-endin&apos;, awesome-music-predictin&apos;, right-bein&apos;, old-farts-that-swing-dance-group-joinin&apos;, pizza-from-kitchen-at-work-eatin&apos;, about-V-not-yet-decidin&apos;, late-workin&apos;, Mythbusters-drive-cars-off-cliff-watchin&apos;, Third-Place-Books-Lindy-Bomb-contemplatin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:08:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Mmmm, fork... </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:38:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Prohibit ragamuffin, baleful biology, sword and so on...</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:25:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just a Halloween-costume-not-buyin&apos;, own-office-missin&apos;, Halloween-costume-improvisin&apos;, toilet-paper-from-clothes-danglin&apos;, crazy-toilet-paper-costume-to-Eastside-Stomp-wearin&apos;, toilet-paper-on-dance-floor-constantly-droppin&apos;, all-but-one-strand-in-three-hours-losin&apos;, to-closest-Starbucks-in-Redmond-goin&apos;, Lamentations-readin&apos;, swing-music-in-Starbucks-hearin&apos;, that-the-two-don&apos;t-go-together-thinkin&apos;, Lincoln-Square-Lindy-bombin&apos;, outside-the-movie-theaters-dancin&apos;, movie-goers-stare-at-us-enjoyin&apos;, up-too-late-stayin&apos;, 20-minutes-late-for-sound-setup-arrivin&apos;, to-downtown-Kirkland-Starbucks-goin&apos;, Kirkland-Starbucks-locations-completin&apos;, 4.5-point-Calvinist-becomin&apos;, out-of-afternoon-shower-in-the-dark-comin&apos;, Windows-Server-2008-on-Hyper-V-virtual-machine-installin&apos;, by-mail-votin&apos;, Happy-Valley-Grange-missin&apos;, V-watchin&apos;, old-V-ships-better-likin&apos;, buffalo-wings-cravin&apos;, why-not-knowin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:54:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Rungus</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:51:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Cookie Doug!</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:15:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Please understand humpty!</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/11/liberty-akihabara.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(This was apparently meant to say &quot;cannot accept credit card purchases under 3,000 yen&quot;.)</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:54:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Forbid stool and urine in the Naughty Palace!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:21:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just an at-Wibbley&apos;s-Burgers-eatin&apos;, typical-Friday-night-in-Kirkland-enjoyin&apos;, car-off-at-Acura-droppin&apos;, loaner-maroon-RDX-gettin&apos;, like-a-soccer-mom-feelin&apos;, to-Starbucks-on-Mercer-Island-drivin&apos;, new-engine-mount-and-rear-brake-pads-needin&apos;, RDX-a-few-more-days-keepin&apos;, bathroom-sink-cleanin&apos;, chicken-strips-at-IHOP-eatin&apos;, ALCS-Game-6-watchin&apos;, interest-in-World-Series-suddenly-losin&apos;, Chinese-food-in-RDX-home-bringin&apos;, daily-build-logs-analyzin&apos;, about-Angels-at-mention-of-&quot;error&quot;-thinkin&apos;, RDX-returnin&apos;, my-car-back-gettin&apos;, to-figure-out-whispers-on-the-Island-tryin&apos;, Lindy-bomb-on-Halloween-plannin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Hehehe...</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:59:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just a Dodgers-watchin&apos;, instead-of-Spiritual-Warfare-readin&apos;, for-crazy-people-on-way-to-Montana-prayin&apos;, into-left-arm-still-sneezin&apos;, more-about-the-church-sound-system-learnin&apos;, while-peein&apos;-not-singin&apos;, fat-free-milk-accidentally-buyin&apos;, within-scent-range-of-I-Cup-machine-sittin&apos;, about-Island-healing-properties-bloggin&apos;, Lindy-Bomb-invitation-forwardin&apos;, birthday-message-to-Lily-postin&apos;, Mythbusters-watchin&apos;, to-drive-a-golfball-dimpled-car-wantin&apos;, chocolate-cake-with-creepy-green-hand-on-it-eatin&apos;, HDTV-still-not-yet-buyin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:04:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dangerous stranger girt!</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dear-every-guest.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take care the thief.  Thieves are people too!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:05:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just an XBOXSTR-license-plate-seein&apos;, out-of-near-nervous-breakdown-Romans-8:28in&apos;, God-thankin&apos;, toast-fly-out-of-toaster-watchin&apos;, to-Starbucks-in-South-Bellevue-drivin&apos;, lots-of-SUVs-noticin&apos;, Starbucks-bench-picture-takin&apos;, at-Mongolian-Grill-eatin&apos;, Spiritual-Warfare-readin&apos;, with-Antioch-25th-anniversary-service-helpin&apos;, overwhelmed-by-Overlake&apos;s-sound-system-gettin&apos;, camera-grip-spontaneously-becomin&apos;, cameraman-followin&apos;, with-camera-cable-in-real-time-strugglin&apos;, pizza-eatin&apos;, choir-enjoyin&apos;, tired-feelin&apos;, that-it-was-worth-it-thinkin&apos;, pictures-postin&apos;, Halloween-candy-value-packs-buyin&apos;, about-Lost-Island-pregnancy-problem-bloggin&apos;, long-thin-breadstick-eatin&apos;, Steve-Ballmer-outside-near-the-building-seein&apos;, new-HDTV-still-not-yet-buyin&apos; flake.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:07:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A minus ion accurse!</title>
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  <title>Hehehe, what?!?</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/10/get-baboosh-off.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be careful, Landslip!  Baboosh might follow you home!  Get him off, &lt;i&gt;now!!&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:01:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Toothpaste with a new feature...</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/10/anti-moth-toothpaste.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It keeps moths away from your mouth!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:26:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What I&apos;m doin&apos;</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m just a forever-to-finish-birthday-cake-takin&apos;, how-Antioch-t-shirt-ended-up-out-of-the-rotation-wonderin&apos;, Eastside-Stomp-still-enjoyin&apos;, to-Starbucks-in-Kirkland-drivin&apos;, Jeremiah-readin&apos;, license-plates-in-dishwasher-puttin&apos;, laptop-screen-with-Starbucks-napkins-cleanin&apos;, that-they-work-better-than-kleenex-discoverin&apos;, depressed-all-day-feelin&apos;, better-after-a-few-minutes-in-prayer-feelin&apos;, God&apos;s-blessings-appreciatin&apos;, on-Lostpedia-more-bloggin&apos;, serious-conversation-about-chicken-dance-animation-overhearin&apos;, people-talk-about-me-in-the-men&apos;s-room-hearin&apos;, forward-to-Antioch&apos;s-25th-anniversary-lookin&apos;, new-HDTV-still-not-yet-buyin&apos; flake.</description>
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