Celebok Northwest

02:33 pm - Do not stampede!

Cowboys are standing by to round you up!

Current Mood: amused

08:21 am - Only under certain conditions...

Current Mood: amused

11:32 pm - What I'm doin'

I'm just a Virgin-Islands-quarters-discoverin', Third-Place-Books-Lindy-bombin', Sunday-afternoon-nap-takin', up-at-8pm-wakin', dinner-at-Denny's-eatin', free-wifi-usin', Snuffelupagus-YouTube-videos-favoritin', V-not-continuin', Tuesday-Night-Stomp-at-last-minute-decidin', laundry-doin', on-the-fence-about-aerials-workshop-still-sittin' flake.

02:10 am - What I'm doin'

I'm just a Round-Table-buffalo-wings-tryin', that-they're-spicy-after-four-of-them-realizin', thunder-from-desk-hearin', Friday-Night-Stomp-still-enjoyin', follow-heavy-night-noticin', asleep-without-my-permission-fallin', dinner-at-Family-Pancake-House-eatin', food-that-I-can-eat-with-one-hand-orderin', Spiritual-Warfare-still-readin', Sonny-Newman's-absence-streak-endin', awesome-music-predictin', right-bein', old-farts-that-swing-dance-group-joinin', pizza-from-kitchen-at-work-eatin', about-V-not-yet-decidin', late-workin', Mythbusters-drive-cars-off-cliff-watchin', Third-Place-Books-Lindy-Bomb-contemplatin' flake.

10:07 am - Mmmm, fork...

Current Mood: amused

09:37 am - Prohibit ragamuffin, baleful biology, sword and so on...

Current Mood: amused

02:23 am - What I'm doin'

I'm just a Halloween-costume-not-buyin', own-office-missin', Halloween-costume-improvisin', toilet-paper-from-clothes-danglin', crazy-toilet-paper-costume-to-Eastside-Stomp-wearin', toilet-paper-on-dance-floor-constantly-droppin', all-but-one-strand-in-three-hours-losin', to-closest-Starbucks-in-Redmond-goin', Lamentations-readin', swing-music-in-Starbucks-hearin', that-the-two-don't-go-together-thinkin', Lincoln-Square-Lindy-bombin', outside-the-movie-theaters-dancin', movie-goers-stare-at-us-enjoyin', up-too-late-stayin', 20-minutes-late-for-sound-setup-arrivin', to-downtown-Kirkland-Starbucks-goin', Kirkland-Starbucks-locations-completin', 4.5-point-Calvinist-becomin', out-of-afternoon-shower-in-the-dark-comin', Windows-Server-2008-on-Hyper-V-virtual-machine-installin', by-mail-votin', Happy-Valley-Grange-missin', V-watchin', old-V-ships-better-likin', buffalo-wings-cravin', why-not-knowin' flake.

07:53 am - Rungus

Current Mood: amused

08:51 am - Cookie Doug!

Current Mood: amused

06:14 pm - Please understand humpty!

(This was apparently meant to say "cannot accept credit card purchases under 3,000 yen".)

Current Mood: amused

08:53 am - Forbid stool and urine in the Naughty Palace!

Current Mood: amused

11:57 pm - What I'm doin'

I'm just an at-Wibbley's-Burgers-eatin', typical-Friday-night-in-Kirkland-enjoyin', car-off-at-Acura-droppin', loaner-maroon-RDX-gettin', like-a-soccer-mom-feelin', to-Starbucks-on-Mercer-Island-drivin', new-engine-mount-and-rear-brake-pads-needin', RDX-a-few-more-days-keepin', bathroom-sink-cleanin', chicken-strips-at-IHOP-eatin', ALCS-Game-6-watchin', interest-in-World-Series-suddenly-losin', Chinese-food-in-RDX-home-bringin', daily-build-logs-analyzin', about-Angels-at-mention-of-"error"-thinkin', RDX-returnin', my-car-back-gettin', to-figure-out-whispers-on-the-Island-tryin', Lindy-bomb-on-Halloween-plannin' flake.

08:29 am - Hehehe...

Current Mood: amused

12:53 am - What I'm doin'

I'm just a Dodgers-watchin', instead-of-Spiritual-Warfare-readin', for-crazy-people-on-way-to-Montana-prayin', into-left-arm-still-sneezin', more-about-the-church-sound-system-learnin', while-peein'-not-singin', fat-free-milk-accidentally-buyin', within-scent-range-of-I-Cup-machine-sittin', about-Island-healing-properties-bloggin', Lindy-Bomb-invitation-forwardin', birthday-message-to-Lily-postin', Mythbusters-watchin', to-drive-a-golfball-dimpled-car-wantin', chocolate-cake-with-creepy-green-hand-on-it-eatin', HDTV-still-not-yet-buyin' flake.

09:02 am - Dangerous stranger girt!

Take care the thief. Thieves are people too!

Current Mood: amused

02:01 am - What I'm doin'

I'm just an XBOXSTR-license-plate-seein', out-of-near-nervous-breakdown-Romans-8:28in', God-thankin', toast-fly-out-of-toaster-watchin', to-Starbucks-in-South-Bellevue-drivin', lots-of-SUVs-noticin', Starbucks-bench-picture-takin', at-Mongolian-Grill-eatin', Spiritual-Warfare-readin', with-Antioch-25th-anniversary-service-helpin', overwhelmed-by-Overlake's-sound-system-gettin', camera-grip-spontaneously-becomin', cameraman-followin', with-camera-cable-in-real-time-strugglin', pizza-eatin', choir-enjoyin', tired-feelin', that-it-was-worth-it-thinkin', pictures-postin', Halloween-candy-value-packs-buyin', about-Lost-Island-pregnancy-problem-bloggin', long-thin-breadstick-eatin', Steve-Ballmer-outside-near-the-building-seein', new-HDTV-still-not-yet-buyin' flake.

10:06 am - A minus ion accurse!

Current Mood: amused

09:01 am - Hehehe, what?!?

Be careful, Landslip! Baboosh might follow you home! Get him off, now!!

Current Mood: amused

09:58 am - Toothpaste with a new feature...

It keeps moths away from your mouth!

Current Mood: amused

01:25 am - What I'm doin'

I'm just a forever-to-finish-birthday-cake-takin', how-Antioch-t-shirt-ended-up-out-of-the-rotation-wonderin', Eastside-Stomp-still-enjoyin', to-Starbucks-in-Kirkland-drivin', Jeremiah-readin', license-plates-in-dishwasher-puttin', laptop-screen-with-Starbucks-napkins-cleanin', that-they-work-better-than-kleenex-discoverin', depressed-all-day-feelin', better-after-a-few-minutes-in-prayer-feelin', God's-blessings-appreciatin', on-Lostpedia-more-bloggin', serious-conversation-about-chicken-dance-animation-overhearin', people-talk-about-me-in-the-men's-room-hearin', forward-to-Antioch's-25th-anniversary-lookin', new-HDTV-still-not-yet-buyin' flake.